Lies, Love, and Quidditch.

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

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Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

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Anonymous said: why do grown men always insist on saying, 'Maybe we could have some fun.' Like if you can't even say sex, you don't deserve to have it.

okcreepsters:

Oh my god, I know, I hate that. Or “naughty fun”, “adult fun”, “sexy fun”, etc. OKCupid has ruined the word “fun” for me. I will never have fun again.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

me

always



vogue-pussyxo:

God bless him.

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surviving-singularity:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

I am thoroughly impressed with both of them, because I can’t do either. So, yeah. There’s that.

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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pardonmewhileipanic:

deusx-machina:

My god that is a lot of alcohol. Unless it’s just juice but I doubt it.

i want 10



surviving-singularity:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

OMG. BEST. ONE. EVER.


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