Lies, Love, and Quidditch.



sivousretournez:

'Cause we said no strings attached and I still got tied up in that

(Source: wondrelost)

Via I just want to sell out my funeral.


(Source: itseasytoremember)



cartoonnetwerk:

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america

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this is too amazing

I love this

(Source: kim-jong-healthy)


ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

I had a boss who used to say this shit to me. Also used it in the context of a drug test.

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

Via pizza ✌

herspanic:

me when i found out i got into business school 

(Source: 30rocknbc)



shittybeatnik:

ancamnarvienn:

Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)

THIS is what the original Star Trek TV series and films were about. Not just about blowing up things in space and snazzy lens flares with a side order of casual sexism -.-‘.

dude do you know how many people I have pissed off by saying the exact same thing?

Not enough people.

(Source: thevoyagereternals)


Via Every child wanted; Every mother willing


tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom


neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

Via pizza ✌

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

(Source: salt4life)


embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Via pizza ✌

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

Via talk pretty to me.
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